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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8325 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.