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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9927 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?