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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8652 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got dragons flying around dropping diamonds and creepers that explode into rainbows.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and ride on unicorns. it’s like, out of this world, man.
plus, we have the best parties ever. like, last week we had a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. it was wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life in a minecraft server, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦄🌈
