Manly Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pay Piggies Minecraft SMP Beta Cucks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! We’ve got pay piggies, betas, and sicko cucks all looking to chat and have a good time. And if you’re into lolis, well, we’ve got that too (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mana Transfer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where magical girls run rampant and mana transferring is the norm!

Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Charlottee’sMoleWasCuteMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable fashion choices! We have Charlottee, the queen bee of the server who is constantly changing her look to keep things interesting. One day she’s rocking a mole under her lip and massive fake tits, the next she’s gone all natural with a boring medium size. Who knows what she’ll do next! Will she start wearing a clown suit or dye her hair neon green? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. You won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at the mysterious and wacky land of /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a room dedicated to the queen of /b/ herself! She rules with an iron fist and a diamond sword, so watch out! But that’s not all, folks. We also have a room called #TheBallDrainer, where you can test your skills in draining balls… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right. Drain balls like never before in this exhilarating challenge! So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9907

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The All the Way Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7603

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

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Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3106	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3126	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.