Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Animals Bred: 31 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Items Found: 8308

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Emeralds Found: 4716 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Mines Excavated: 4839
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 1164

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Crops Grown: 6940
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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