Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Towns Built: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Ores Mined: 4800 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Animals Bred: 166 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 7585

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3707 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Mines Excavated: 2749 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Ores Mined: 6522
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Animals Bred: 196
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8518
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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