| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.
And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5599 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?
But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.
And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2180 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
