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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 234 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
