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PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9895	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	26849

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	507482	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1633
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.