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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	133	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7728	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!