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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	132
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	597

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	122	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2434

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Animals Bred:	63
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5025
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.