makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Star Shards Collected:	154
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crops Grown:	7827

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Items Found:	1287

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	2053
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	536
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	155

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	378
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3233	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Buildings Constructed:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.