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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	3297	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	644	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	781	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	802	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3766	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.