makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	114

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	532927
Crops Grown:	1441	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1753
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2012	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.