NoSelfControlSnacks

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Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Acai Looks Like Noob

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join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4997	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JokesterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CreeperCrisis

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Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Emeralds Found:	6086

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	253	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6202	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

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What Sets Us Apart?

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