Magic Sex Ed Fail

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, big, Boss, complex, dependency injection, documentation, Fckhead, green software, INTERNAL, internal library, Minecraft, Obstacles, Proposed, refactor, Refactoring, smp, Software Development, software engineering, stir things up., Teammate, useless

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	79	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

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lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dudecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.