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BlockyBros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, Character development, collaborative writing, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Gao Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplay prompts, roleplaying games, smp, storytelling, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us for some wild and wacky adventures in a world where anything goes – especially when it comes to ERP (Erotic Roleplay)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1325	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chudville Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Elven Design Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

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Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7918	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	4990	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3