Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1383

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyNorsemen

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Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	New Chunks Explored:	741433
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Therapy

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Comfy Chaos

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	7607	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate Meets Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is literally the best place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a quest for diamonds in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They embarked on a journey to build the most epic castle ever seen, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas (yes, llamas). But fear not, for our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of dancing parrots or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a squad of rebellious skeletons. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll respawn after getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

Join now and let the insanity begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for good luck.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!