| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4964 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Crops Grown: | 8227 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
lunarempires.mc.gg
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 991 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Votes: | 5340 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 96259 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2224 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 275 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4052 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6997 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4778 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4060 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2312 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5784 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 248 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7137 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2080 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 94 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
