Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	166	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	134
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2451	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	7062

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3161	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5905
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1589
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2