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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7178	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4686	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FurnitureFiascoCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	333649	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3