Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	4022
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1422	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Ores Mined:	4695
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	213
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	4631
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7933	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Buildings Constructed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12