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Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	108580
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2952
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	6467	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	3