LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

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🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	198

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride through the darkest of nights with our Resonator Showcase featuring Jiyan! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.

And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

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Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with all your favorite Hololive members who have mysteriously disappeared from the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate Halloween like no other! We believe in worshipping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed, sorry guys).

Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!

Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.

Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WWE is not Minecraft SMP wrestling

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Are you tired of living in a world where WWE is considered wrestling, Marvel movies are called cinema, and pop music is considered actual music? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own set of rules and definitions! In our world, wrestling involves fighting off creepers and zombies, cinema is watching epic battles between players, literature is surviving in the wilderness, music is the sound of mining for diamonds, and graphic novels are the adventures you create with your friends. So if you’re ready to redefine reality and have a hilarious time doing it, join us today! Who needs Marvel when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPirate’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we’ve added the rare Sunlight Stone to Siero’s Treasure Trade! And don’t even get us started on the FLB Arriet – she’s so powerful, she once defeated an Ender Dragon with one hit!

But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?

To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!

But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.