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United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Potions Brewed:	167	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	1855

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7345	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	7366	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	204
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4092
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	4677