Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Emeralds Found: 9181

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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