Lost in Translation Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	1930	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3964	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	876	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	160248
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8014	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1871	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8738	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Farms Harvested:	441
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Mines Excavated:	3891
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2425
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).