Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	441862

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, Discourse, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, exchange, forum, Friction, general thread, ideas, Interaction, Minecraft, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, Server, sharing, Thoughts, Topic, Traction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

ambiguous resolution, anticlimactic, bad conclusion, confusing finale, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing climax, Finale, frustrating, lackluster, letdown, Minecraft, plot twist, poor resolution, smp, underwhelming, unexpected ending, unfulfilling, unpopular ending, unresolved plot lines, Unsatisfying, unsolved mysteries, WORST, worst ending

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	9551	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Competition, discomfort, female friends, friends’ partners, friendship, gift giving, GiftsCraft, male friends, Minecraft, non-romantic gifts, partners uncomfortable, personalized gifts, pressure on relationships, relationships, Server, small gestures, Tension, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, unspoken boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

adult sister, AITAH, cutting off allowance, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial independence, financial support, living arrangements, long time boyfriend, nephew’s marriage, parents passed away, personal boundaries, putting others first, selling house, sibling relationships, SisGriefNoReliefCraft, starting a new family, starting a new life, taking care of parents

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NonsensicalCraft SMP

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, confounding, Confusing, Enigma, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, makes no sense, Mystery, Nonsensical, NonsensicalCraft, Paradox, perplexing, Pointless, SENSELESS, smp, something.., unfathomable

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyInventors

brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming session, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, CraftyInventors, creativity, Engineering, Future, futuristic, hypothetical, ideas, imagination, innovation, invention, problem solving, Science, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	795898
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

Aerial View, Attack, boom, conflict zone, damage assessment, Defense, defense system, intact, Military, military base, missile arsenal, MissileCraft, reconnaissance, russia, Satellite image, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Volgograd, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE, weapons

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

advanced enchantments, bedrock, Bucketry, cave, chances, Discord, Enhanced, Enhanced Farming, Farming, Fishing, ip information, java, Jobs, Land claiming, Lost, master your craft, Minecraft, Mining, Player Shops, Quest System, Ranks, Server Shop, Skills, smp, Trade, Wiki

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3110
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	962775
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	8742	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2