Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AuntieCraft – No Regrets

    AuntieCraft – No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

    On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocktopia Daily Grind

    Blocktopia Daily Grind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

    4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCaptivePutin

    CraftyCaptivePutin
    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

    Galactic Troops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

    Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

    Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

    Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1418 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

    The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

    But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

    And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BugLover Minecraft SMP

    BugLover Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

    So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineCraftyCompliments

    MineCraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Placenta Pub Crawl Server

    Placenta Pub Crawl Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

    if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

    so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 225

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 223 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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