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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2957 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5631 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
