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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 954 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2772 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
