Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling out of trucks is pure fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride down the long dusty road of adventure, where bricks are just a funny memory and hammerhead sharks are our new best friends. Who needs a boring old truck when you can ride a llama through our pixelated paradise? Come join us and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – just watch out for flying bricks!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Nice Guys Finish Creeper

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being treated like a nice guy in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, assholes are all the rage!

    Join us and experience a world where women flock to you because you’re the biggest asshole around. Forget about being kind and respectful, here it’s all about being a total jerk!

    Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and chaos – everything you need to attract those women who just can’t resist a bad boy.

    So why settle for being a nice guy when you can be the biggest asshole on the block? Join us now and start breaking hearts and causing trouble in style!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok

    Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!

    Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!

    Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!

    Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!

    Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!

    Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.

    And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Towns Built: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Booty Call

    Blocky Booty Call
    Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

    MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!
    Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 78 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

    Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

    – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

    – Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

    BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Happily Ever After Mine

    Happily Ever After Mine
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

    But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7467 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

    SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 589860 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791
    and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

    Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4364 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

    FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

    SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!
    🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

    🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

    🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

    📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

    Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

    Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Mines Excavated: 3536 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)

    OklaMinecraft: Where Everyone Wins (Except the Creepers)
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the state of Oklahoma reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is located in the magical land of Oklahoma, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the trees are made of emeralds. Who wouldn’t want to build their Minecraft empire in such a wondrous place? – The legendary players on our server are known far and wide for their unstoppable building skills and their ability to tame even the wildest of Minecraft creatures. Join them and become a hero in your own right! – Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the Oklahoma landscape, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? – And let’s not forget about our mind-blowing events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in the adventure of a lifetime on our Oklahoma-themed Minecraft server and see why Oklahoma truly wins in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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