LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7698	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Farms Harvested:	901	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

1.20.4, BLOCK, calf exercises, FITNESS, glute workout, hamstring exercises, Leg Day, leg day benefits, leg day fitness, leg day gains, leg day motivation, leg day muscle building, leg day progress, leg day recovery, leg day routine, leg day soreness, leg day strength training, leg day tips, leg exercises, leg workout, lower body workout, quad exercises

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Votes:	5525
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	1586
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	6263	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8844	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Void Gems Collected:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Votes:	9368	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?