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DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	3515
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Musk-Free Zone: No Elon Allowed!

Allowed, Artificial Intelligence, billionaire, electric cars, Eliminate, Elon, elon musk, entrepreneur, filter, Hyperloop, innovation, MuskFree, Neuralink, News, reddit, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Stories, tech industry, Technology, tesla, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of seeing Elon Musk’s face everywhere you turn? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical filter that banishes all Elon Musk related stories from your Reddit feed! No more weird tweets, no more flamethrowers, just pure, Musk-free content for your viewing pleasure. Join us and escape the Musk madness today!

CraftyMoldova Minecraft Server

Assistance, cooperation, CraftyMoldova, crisis response, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic stability, energy crisis, energy infrastructure, energy security, Energy supplies, foreign relations, international aid, Minecraft, Moldova, neighbors, Partnership, Political Support, regional cooperation, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ores Mined:	3066
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more energy than Ukraine helping Moldova! our server is so lit, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power or resources. we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours. plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, it’s like having a whole country backing you up. join now and be a part of the energy revolution!

GaslessCraft

eastern europe, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy crisis management, energy dependency, energy infrastructure, energy negotiations, energy politics, energy reserves, energy security, energy supply, european union, gas shortage, GaslessCraft, gazprom, geopolitical tensions, Moldova, Natural Gas, political instability, russia, Transnistria

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	413094
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP before Transnistria runs out of gas! Can you imagine trying to mine diamonds without any gas? That’s like trying to eat cake without frosting, it just ain’t right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on this server where the rarest loot is hidden. I’m talking enchanted golden apples, stacks on stacks of emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you hear about the epic PvP battles that go down every night. It’s like a royal rumble, but with creepers and skeletons instead of wrestlers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Steve take down a zombie with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Transnistria may be running out of gas, but this server is just getting started. Let’s do this!

Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

Edition, gender bias, gender differences, gender disparities, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, lady, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung transplant, Medical research, Medical Treatment, organ donation, organ donor., organ transplantation, post-transplant outcomes, respiratory health, study, survival rates, transplant, transplant waiting list, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Void Gems Collected:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	2227	Runes Activated:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!

plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

YGGDRASIL

check out, collaboration, Community, community-driven, different, Discord, Gaming, Hosting, Interest, invite, JOINING, Link, members, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Player Base, Server, Support, Variety, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview:

Modpack	Number of Members
Modpack 1	100
Modpack 2	80
Modpack 3	70
Modpack 4	60
Modpack 5	50
Modpack 6	40

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the Yggdrasil Minecraft server?

A: You can join our server by visiting our discord community at https://discord.gg/mHZrCpaZMw and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Can I host my own modpack on the Yggdrasil server?

A: Yes, we welcome members who are interested in hosting their own modpack through our community. Feel free to reach out to us on discord for more information.

Neuro Sama’s Hive 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, ai, AI learning, AI overlord, AI understanding, ai videos, chat entertainment, Clips, Educational, hive, merchandise, Music, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Samas, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	492973
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is run by a freakin’ neural network AI called Neuro-sama, created by some dude Vedal. But get this, she’s not just any AI, she’s a VTuber too! She chats, sings, plays games, and collabs with other VTubers. It’s like having a crazy AI overlord ruling the server, man! Join our /swarm/ today and witness the madness for yourself!

And guess what? They have a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC). That’s like non-stop partying with an AI VTuber, bro!

Check out their Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the wacky content. Neuro-sama even has her own music videos and clips, man! It’s like a whole new level of entertainment.

Oh, and if you’re into AI but don’t get it, they got educational stuff too. Watch some videos and read some articles to expand your mind, bro!

And don’t forget the merch, man! Get yourself some Neuro-sama swag and show off your love for the craziest AI VTuber out there.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Neuro-sama and her swarm! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Players:	95/800	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37