LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Enchantments Applied:	128
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7874	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1615	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2947	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	848	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8740
Players Killed by Monsters:	4545	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	203

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Potions Brewed:	96	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	1986	Enchantments Applied:	205
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchantments Applied:	158	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

play.minecraft.country