LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	1336
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4312	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	8601	Divine Spears Created:	20

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Passages Found:	4
Animals Bred:	77	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	71
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9033	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1591	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Potions Brewed:	64

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu