LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Animals Bred:	179	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4543
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Farms Harvested:	454	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	172

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ores Mined:	6101	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

mcservers.oreo.gg