LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	777
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Villages Defended:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
New Chunks Explored:	936911	Rainbows Spotted:	8

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	4941	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Gems Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	7150	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Farms Harvested:	613

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	757
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	62
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1598
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	6421	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net