LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3573	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	229628	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2747
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	3060	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	2950	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	8632	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com