LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

198.27.67.66

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

bc.mcserver.ws

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

play.fruitscraft.nl

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	852	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Potions Brewed:	148
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

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minecrafters.se

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchantments Applied:	68
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8414	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

play.MegaMineGames.com

PlanetCraftation

Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	378
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

play.planetcraftation.com

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

play.lostcraft.co

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Votes:	4006	Enchantments Applied:	109
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magic Items Found:	2773	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

play.blockstorm.com

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

sophisticatedgoons.mcserver.ws

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

mc.breadkraft.net