LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchantments Applied:	55	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	944009
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2839
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	7501
Star Shards Collected:	96	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8657
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1072	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5425	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	3837	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl