Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	692
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	6592
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Villages Defended:	11