– LOLdonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats!

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Are you tired of living in boring old regular cities? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky world of the CITY of London!

Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of creepers stampedes past you, blowing up buildings left and right. But don’t worry, our city is constantly under construction thanks to our resident Endermen architects!

Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our virtual pub where the villagers serve up the best virtual ale in all of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get into a virtual bar fight with the pigmen!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our virtual minecart system that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you might just run into a dragon or two.

So why live in a boring old regular city when you can join the madness of the CITY of London on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1688
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

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Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	113	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9762	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	81	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	9905	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.