Log Horizon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	8662
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1130	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Farms Harvested:	896	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	8061
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	775123	Crops Grown:	6916
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	562	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	1425
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1768

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Votes:	4937	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	5013	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1116
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3