LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	222736
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

play.kozers.org

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

mc.ecaz.net

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crops Grown:	7795	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7562
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	4107
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

play.dercraft.net

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Animals Bred:	153
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

ocean.craftersland.net

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

legendsrpg.minehut.gg

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6545
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ores Mined:	1694
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	253

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7139	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host