LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	933
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4095	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Hunger Games DeadCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	2583
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

juegosdelhambre.deadplayers.es

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

142.44.170.35:25623

Jail DeadCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

jail.deadplayers.es

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	4

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

mineverse.com

LegacyPVP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

mc.legacypvp.com

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

play.danpower.info

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	144
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Play.MCBuffalo.com

w00tCRAFT

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

play.w00tcraft.com

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1336	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

play.zonecraft.es

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

timberman.de

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Minewar.de

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3028
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

empirelegacy.co.uk

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1527	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org