LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Players Killed by Monsters:	3864	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	8967	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	73	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8529	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Votes:	8564
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1811
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Farms Harvested:	553	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ores Mined:	6715

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Holy Grails Found:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001