LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Love Letters Sent:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	292	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1608	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	555	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	870
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Farms Harvested:	277	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Votes:	8562
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Farms Harvested:	111
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	501
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co