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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9466
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1287
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	2386	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4398	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	787753

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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