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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1525
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	9946
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5403
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	178	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	236670	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	87
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	7585

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1580

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Potions Brewed:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6343	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.